The Older You Get. Birthday Card - Indie Indie Bang! Bang!

The Older You Get. Birthday Card

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Blank Inside for your own message.

The older you get, the more stomach problems you have. But that's okay because only hot girls have tummy issues. A2 Card (4 1/4" x 5 1/2"). Printed on high quality paper and comes with matching envelope. Blank inside.

 

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