Captain Dick - Indie Indie Bang! Bang!
Captain Dick - Indie Indie Bang! Bang!

Captain Dick

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Ahab Gonna Ahab

OK, he's a little bit of a sore loser. But wouldn't you be? What with that damn white whale tormenting him and driving him to madness.

Sure, he was a little overconfident. Cocky even. And he tried to impose his will upon nature, like some sort of god. But he's only human. And that whale bit his frickin' leg off.

But even as he approaches his fate, the salty Captain still has a few zingers left in him. And he's earned the right to call his nemesis a name or two. So take that, ya dick! From hell’s heart I talk shit at thee!

FABRIC CONTENT

50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend, Sewn in Mexico, Screen printed in California

Our super soft cotton/poly blend crew neck has a regular fit, meaning not loose but not "body hugging" slim. If you prefer a baggy fit, consider ordering a size up. Please note: This blend will shrink about 10% in a hot dryer.

S M L XL 2X 3X
Chest 34-36" 37-41" 42-44" 45-47" 48-51" 53-56"
Length 28.5" 29.5" 30.5" 31.5" 32.5" 33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat