Call your mom. She thinks you're dead. – Funny Greeting Card
Call your mom. She thinks you're dead. – Funny Greeting Card
Call your mom. She thinks you're dead. – Funny Greeting Card

Call your mom. She thinks you're dead. – Funny Greeting Card

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A funny, no-nonsense card for moms who want to get their kid’s attention. Bold headline reads “Call your mom. She thinks you’re dead.” — equal parts worry and wit. Perfect for sending to college kids, grown children, or anyone who needs a loving nudge to check in.

Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve 🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.

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