Dying Young Birthday Card
Dying Young Birthday Card

Dying Young Birthday Card

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Description

 

Getting older? Woo hoo! This delightfully cheeky birthday card serves up a laugh that’s equal parts honest and hilarious. Perfect for friends who love a little snark with their celebration, it’s a guaranteed way to turn one more trip around the sun into a moment of pure comedy.

Features:
  • Dimensions: 5 x 7"
  • Birthday General
  • Outside Greeting: You can cross "dying young" off your list of things to worry above. Woo hoo!
  • Inside Greeting: Wishing you even more candles to come. Happy Birthday!
  • Gold Foil, Glitter
  • Includes color-coordinated envelope

 

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