Exhausted American Socks - Indie Indie Bang! Bang!
Exhausted American Socks - Indie Indie Bang! Bang!
Exhausted American Socks - Indie Indie Bang! Bang!

Exhausted American Socks

$14.00
$14.00
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Description

If you're an American and you've been paying any attention to wtf is happening out here, then you deserve a massage 💆 . If your regular socks aren't providing the comfort and honesty you need, well, these are the socks you've been looking for!

Fit Size: One size fits most.  (Women's 6 - Men's 10)

Made in United States

Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.


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