Get Well Soon Because That Cough Is Fucking Disgusting - Funny Vintage Card.
A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "Get well soon because that cough is fucking disgusting" Lift spirits during recovery with a bit of lighthearted humor.
Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes an A2 Kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside
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