Girls Will Be Girls - Funny Breakup Card
Girls Will Be Girls - Funny Breakup Card
Girls Will Be Girls - Funny Breakup Card

Girls Will Be Girls - Funny Breakup Card

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"Girls Will Be Girls" is for people who like their jokes blunt and factual: a vintage illustration of a female praying mantis offers a matter‑of‑fact nod to the species' habit of sometimes consuming males after mating—dry, unapologetic, and blank inside for your own message. Good for a divorce, breakup, or any occasion where men should be torn apart.  LOL - For people with a sense of humor, not the weak minded.  

Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve 🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.

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