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Have you ever wondered what your pet thinks of you? How to Adopt a Human is an illustrated and laugh-out-loud guide to having a cat, but told from the cat's perspective. From the perks and quirks of finding your human, including what to look for when shopping for the perfect one, to what time to wake your human up (and how often) and what to do if you see your human naked, this book will appeal to all cat lovers and maybe even turn some dog lovers too. 

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Bexy McFly is an Australian-born writer, illustrator, graphic designer, animator and feline translator. She has lived all over the world and now splits her time between Sydney, Australia, and Naples, Italy. Bexy has written several books, including Cats Are The Worst! (Chronicle Books) and Pussweek: A Cat's Guide to Feline Empowerment (Chronicle Books), as well as the cult magazine Pussweek | By Cats, For Cats, an international publication she built from scratch (pun intended). When she's not writing, Bexy enjoys photographing stray food, staying out of the sun, cancelling social engagements, annihilating the patriarchy, putting on her pyjamas and taking uninterrupted naps.

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