Lord, Give Me Patience - Funny Life Craziness Greeting Card
Lord, Give Me Patience - Funny Life Craziness Greeting Card
Lord, Give Me Patience - Funny Life Craziness Greeting Card

Lord, Give Me Patience - Funny Life Craziness Greeting Card

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A hilarious greeting card featuring a vintage woman praying: “Lord, Give Me Patience, Because If You Give Me Strength, I Just Might Throat Punch Somebody.”

This card is perfect for those days when patience is in short supply. Whether it’s for a friend dealing with life’s craziness or just to make someone smile, it’s a great way to lighten the mood and show you care.

Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve 🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.

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